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[Starsica]

Fantasticno je

A day in the life of a Roger Federer fan

Stavke 3, 5, 7 i 11 su brutalne

[anantaram]

Ni broj 8 nije los.

[georgina]

Ni broj 8 nije los.

meni je br 8 najbolji

[Starsica]

[Milutinov Tata]

Izmisljene izjave igraca, ili mozda ne, tokom ovogodisnjeg RG

Selected quotes that players may or may not have said throughout the tournament, as told exclusively to Drew Lilley*.

*some of these quotes may not actually have been said. At all…

“Yeah, I suppose I am the favourite actually. I mean come on, I’ve won here six years out of seven and the only year I lost was when my knee had to be tied back on with string and glue before every match. I’m the best. It’s normal, no? Anyway, let’s have some more questions. I like them. Press conferences are my favourite part of any tournament.”
Rafael Nadal bigs up his chances of a record seventh win.

“Yeah now that you say it, I suppose I am the favourite. The only reason I lost here last year was because I had to have four days off and that Swiss fellah caught me cold. Rafa’s not bad on clay but let’s face it, once I dropped the gluten there was no living with the Djoker…”
Novak Djokovic warms to the idea of a “Novak Slam”.

“No, I’m the favourite.”
Rafa.

“No you’re not, I am.”
Nole.

“I’m absolutely gutted I got knocked out here. This totally ruins my preparations for the rest of the summer. I might actually pull out of Wimbledon and the Olympics, I’m that distraught.”
Roger Federer, quoted in English, French, German, Swiss German…

“Nope. I did it all myself. I couldn’t really hear the crowd anyway.”
Any French player after a heroic victory.

“I wish my husband would stop snoring. I’ve got the hopes of 1.341 billion people on my shoulders already and I can’t even get a decent night’s sleep.”
Na Li gives her other half a verbal broadside.

“I looked at a replay after the match and it turned out that the umpire was right after all.”
Andy Roddick in unusually magnanimous mood.

“I’ve changed my mind, I’m coming back next year.”
Arnaud Clement, busily stashing his retirement present in his kit bag.

“It’s the lyrics to ‘Boyfriend’ by Justin Bieber in Russian.”
Janko Tipsarevic showcases his new tattoo.

“Ajde!”
Ana Ivanovic

OK, none of these quotes was actually uttered by any of the people above (though the Na Li one could be true). But wouldn’t it be fun if they did actually say that?

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/ ... 85878.html

[alcesta]

Denmark's Caroline Wozniacki shits a return to Estonia's Kaia Kanepi during their women's Singles third Round tennis match of the French Open tennis tournament at the Roland Garros stadium, on June 2, 2012 in Paris.

[Gama]

Nisu mnogo promasili kako je igrala.

[ivana23]

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[Starsica]

[Starsica]

[Gama]

Dobra su oba
Bas si raspolozena vecaras Stars

[cecans]

Jao,ovaj drugi je urnebesan

[Starsica]

Ma gde Mene nervoza ne pusta od utorka

[Dejan]

Evo jedan zanimljiv tekst sa pseudofedbloga:

Caroline Wozniacki

Caroline Wozniacki
June 8, 2012 by pseudofedblog
Bonsoir Mon fans,

Did not do much today. I am playing in a very small tournament at the moments waiting for the real season of the tennis to start in Halle.

I want to start by discussings some very important things. My number one seedlings. I want to take this moment to show my admirations for Caroline Woznicackiackis. I never made any small or big accusations about her when she achieved her number one seedling without winning a John Majors. I promise. I think this kind of achievement is very difficult to do. You will make the notes that hardly anybody has ever done this in the open era, or back in the olden times ago. Not even Pistol Peter did this! I want to re-confirm that this year I am trying to make replications of her greatness. By the way, please do not change the points systems.

I know what you want to hear. You are waiting for Me to talk about today’s unimpotent match against the man with the noisy families. Firstly I had a magnificent tournaments! I reached the finals of the semis!!! The draw was extremely difficult but I did the battling. But, as I disclosed this evening to the media associations, I have a bad hip. For those of you that are not Doctor people, this is the top part of the leg, inside the skin. Anyway, I did not want to use it as an excuse so waited until I lost to make the mentions after the match to the Swiss Press.

Some of you lucky ones may have seen My interview on Eurosport on Wednesday in the studios with Mats WingLander. It was fun. I confirmed that I was “on fire” in My match of the Quarters against a tall boy. I also confirmed that Rafa’s achievements are OK on this artificial surface BUT the margins are much bigger than on proper surfaces. Coincidentals, the ones I have won on. So his victories are not as important as Mine. Today I proved how wide the margins are by making the creations of more Unforced Federrors than anybody in the history. This orange surface is just so easy that usually I choose not to win.

I really wanted to leave Paris this evenings but Mirky wanted to stay. This is quite unusuals. Apparently she has an old friend that she is meeting on Sunday afternoons so I won’t see her at all. I know it is an important thing for her as she has already bought a stunning red and yellow dress. I hope they have a lovely times.

Lastly the most important thing today was Boris Becking. He came to watch Me. Did you see his sun protection spectacles? They were rather big. Every time I made the turning around to face him I thought they had built one of those sky scrape buildings like in Dallas with J.R. Ewing. Please forward Me the address of where he made the purchases as I may make the small investments.

There is not much happening now in the world of Tennis until I play in beautiful Halle. I missed it last year and I had to write how sorry I was one hundred times.

See you in the final!

Bisous xxx

[Starsica]

Feki